A Different Love Letter

Love Letter


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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his


classmate.


My Dearest Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire.


For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.**

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me


because:


(a) of love


(b) you couldn't control seeing me


(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me


because:


(a) you always like to see me smiling


(b) you are testing whether I like jokes


(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you


stopped singing


because:


(a) you are so coy to sing before me


(b) my presence influenced you


(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you


hide it


because:


(a) you felt ashamed


(b) you felt uneasy


(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you


and


you took only my friend's


because:


(a) you enjoyed my disappointment


(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing


(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...


(a) you were waiting for me


(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus


(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college


because:


(a) I am going to be your groom


(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me


(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a


rose


on your head


because:


(a) to fulfill my wish


(b) you like roses


(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at


6:00 AM


because:


(a) you want to pray along with me


(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday


(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual **

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in


expressing it.


If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and


it's getting ready to bloom.


If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love


me or not . **

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,


Aakash**

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Reshma'sReply


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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........ Aakash,


Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire. **

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the


class,


sees them.


(a) Yes


(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?


(a) Yes


(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she


stop


singing or not?


(a) Yes


(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.


You


poked your nose inside..... Right


(a) Yes


(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand


yet?


(a) Yes


(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?


(a) Yes


(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?


(a) Yes


(b) NO

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is


it


true ?


(a) Yes


(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I


come


daily to Temple **. Do you know?


(a) Yes


(b) No**

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love


you.


If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love*